Mark Greg Sputnik 

A fictional character created by Michael Scott in an episode of The Office.

Kevin suggests Michael's initials of MGS (Michael Gary Scott), but Michael interjects that he doesn’t want Mark Greg Sputnik to take the credit.

Mark Greg Sputnik by Saucemuffin January 20, 2011

spitzered

a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.

careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.

spitzered by snappy2 March 15, 2008

sputzlich 

An adjective with no meaning what-so-ever. One to use in any situation ever. Discribes everything and everyone. The meaning is up to your imagination.

"You're so sputzlich!"

"The sky is really sputzlich today."
"Why are you so sputzlich all the time?!"

sputzlich by vgirl04 October 19, 2022

sputzie

Pittsburgh slang for the common sparrow

The sputzies are eating at the bird feeder.

sputzie by R. T. White February 10, 2008

anal sputum 

The repulsive liquid that looks like sheets of paper but is actually partially solid feces in the toilet when you have diarrhea and it floats on top of the water and smells like dead mice

You should see the anal sputum that came out of me

anal sputum by 3 Finger Willie October 31, 2013

Spitznagle 

The token funny kid in a group who is typically underrated. Also a Spitznagle tends to play World of Warcraft.

Ian: Dude that was hilarious, tell that joke again.

Heath: Nah man, my level 70 Hunter needs to go ride a raptor.

Ian: You are such a spitznagle.

Spitznagle by Kevin Gypsy February 15, 2009

Spitzering 

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.

Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.

Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008