Boy Y : Omg I can't believe u sputched that chick, she'll be fishing chunks out for days.
Girl A : If I had to be a lesbian I'd totally sputch everytime.
Girl B : Let's lez out then, I love hot puke on my cunny!
An exception to this rule applies to the heroes in zombie (or other monster) movies for whom the sound may represent the death of an enemy.
"Die zombie die!!!" *Sputch* "I love the smell of dead zombie in the morning."
"What's that lump under the carpet?" *Sputch* "Where's the hamster?" "Uh-oh."