Jungle Spunkies 

When you mix your cum and sea monkeys, then throw the mix into the pubes of a partner. This results in an ecosystem of jungle spunkies being created.

"Man my jungle spunkies are really swinging today"

Jungle Spunkies by The_juceman February 27, 2018

quantum spookiness 

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.

Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.

quantum spookiness by Matt BB October 15, 2003

Suckiness 

What the other poster said, except that "suckiness" is clearly a noun, not an adjective. Like "kindness" or "carelessness".

The suckiness of the above poster's understanding of basic grammatical terms is quite apparent.

Suckiness by vava2930 June 28, 2010

spunksessed 

to severely gawk in, an almost obssesive manner, for extended periods of time at the female specimen in which the voyeur expierences a physical reaction of being visually stimulated (i.e.-erection a.k.a full out, morning wood) to the point of natural release of penile fluid (a.k.a cum, love juice or good old spunk!) without actual physical stimulation.

A blue balled virgin who spots a sexy milf walking down the street

"I was immediately spunksessed when i saw your mom stumbling bull-leggedly down the street exposing her twat!"

spunksessed by D.No December 31, 2006

suckiness 

1. (noun) derived from the word suck that means not good or simply put... bad.

2. (noun) emphasizes something that is really really sucky/lame/crappy/terrible/yucky without the sexual innuendos that comes with the word suck.

1. Popular "cool" people suck a lot ...like their level of suckiness reaches new boundaries when they act like they're special and everyone else is a lesser person.

2. So yeah, suck on that suckiness of yours, you motherf*cking sucker.

suckiness by Tesaffrey April 24, 2014

suckiness 

Stems from the word suck, or to suck. An adjactive meaning something is really crappy or sucky. Something that is completely featureless and super lame.

The suckiness of jBuilder is beyond compare.

suckiness by xBrady May 11, 2006

anti spunkieside 

the liquid used inside condoms to kill sperm

condoms contain anti spunkieside

anti spunkieside by john lillie November 2, 2004