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The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches
Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!
by blubberbutt321 May 11, 2011
 
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The genuine artice. The full nine yards. The full monty. Why would anyone want to fuck with anythng else?
That homey is a real spunk fucker the way he whipped that bitch's ass!
by dogpuppy 109 August 05, 2007