Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

Spunkerchief by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

sponer

noun; portmanteau of ‘sports’ and ‘boner’; athletic metaphor meaning: a team or an athlete performs so well that it effects one sexually; applies to both men and women; verb: sponerise

Man, those Seahawks are giving the entire Pacific Northwest a sponer!

sponer by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 6, 2013

spunkrat 

A good-looking person, especially a young male.

Woah, isn't he a spunkrat?

spunkrat by Rosa December 25, 2003

old spunker 

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.

John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!

old spunker by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018

spunker

a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.

"damn, your grandma is a spunker."

spunker by clumas May 7, 2005

spineroonie

The Most Electrifying Move In Sports Entertainment Today

And heres the Booker Man With The Spineroonie

spineroonie by FuZ February 3, 2005

spinerazor 

someone who has razor sharp focus on a goal and enough backbone to not let anything or anyone deter them from this goal.

He would not let anyone stop him from achieving his dreams, he was a real spinerazor.

spinerazor by live sexy May 25, 2009