The beginning of a massive headache when one realizes he’s started a sophisticated linguistic debate with an insufferable pedant who refuses to accept that linguistics goes beyond basicgrammar the person learned in elementary school.
The guy insisted “anyways” isn’t a word and I realized I was developing a spuddlegruncher.
This occurs while urinating; when a massive sneeze overpowers you causing jets of urine to spray uncontrollably all over the walls and floor of the bathroom. This usually results in a large puddle of pee.
"That Sally McPuddles made a huge mess when he pissed all over the goddamn floor, he must have spuddled in there!"
Spudley aka Sir Spuddington III is the single greatest potato on earth. Best man at your wedding, godfather to your children, perfect accompaniment to your medium rare steak, the spuds never disappoints.