Spuddle

To work inefficiently or to work hard and achieve nothing

That Reg sure knows how to spuddle well

Spuddle by The last guy June 14, 2021

spuddlegruncher 

The beginning of a massive headache when one realizes he’s started a sophisticated linguistic debate with an insufferable pedant who refuses to accept that linguistics goes beyond basic grammar the person learned in elementary school.

The guy insisted “anyways” isn’t a word and I realized I was developing a spuddlegruncher.

spuddlegruncher by yo yo g January 13, 2020

spuddle

A West country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. Leads to spuddler, spuddled spuddly etc.

Look at old Mrs Jones, spuddling at the gate.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler.

Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework.

spuddle by floflumpit January 31, 2010

Spuddle

To cause trouble, to bicker. A verb (Spuddler), one who spuddles

Young children bickering with siblings would often be scolded for 'spuddling'

Spuddle by Oxford Concise Dialect December 22, 2004

Spuddle

This occurs while urinating; when a massive sneeze overpowers you causing jets of urine to spray uncontrollably all over the walls and floor of the bathroom. This usually results in a large puddle of pee.

"That Sally McPuddles made a huge mess when he pissed all over the goddamn floor, he must have spuddled in there!"

Spuddle by Anonymous June 11, 2006

spuddle

The art of cuddling in the spooning position

Bloke A: Did u smash her pasty last nite?
Bloke B: Nah we just had a spuddle

spuddle by Kevin Marshall September 8, 2006

Spuddle

A short form of the term 'spooge puddle' or the cold, damp pool of sexual effluvia left on the sheet after making sweet, sweet love.

Jane: So, how was your date last night?

Mary: A complete gentleman. He bought me flowers and paid for dinner, he even slept in the spuddle after fucking me senseless.

Spuddle by langkwaifongdude August 29, 2009