Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
Why do sps always show up when I'm trying to skate?
That sps over there wants you to session under the ramp with her.
SPS are easy to spot. They are always at the skate park, but never skate.