Brussels sprouts 

A vegetable your mom forces you to eat even though it tastes like vomit and smells like farts.

No dessert unless you eat your Brussels sprouts.

Brussels sprouts by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

Sprouts

Small pathetic tits

Look at the sprouts on her

Sprouts by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Sprout picker 

Unsophisticated country bumpkin, probably from Bedfordshire

You're not hard Cletus, you're a sprout picker.

Sprout picker by Starkeys Little Star June 5, 2017

tussle sprouts 

A fight. Used when asking someone if they're looking for trouble.

Guy: "ur gay"

Punk: "Hey, bro, you want some tussle sprouts?!"

Guy: "FUCK YO SPROUTS"

tussle sprouts by abunchofbabyducks November 3, 2014

sleeve sprout 

When your undershirt sleeve pokes out of the bottom of your polo shirt sleeve.

You have some nasty sleeve sprouts growing. Better tuck those things in.

sleeve sprout by High5revival July 30, 2010

Sproftacchel

The picture boards with holes you put your face in. Also known as stand in boards or photo cut out boards.

Often seen at tourist attractions, in historic towns, or for Christmas related events.

Hey Simon! Take a picture of me in this sproftacchel, it will make me look like a prince.

Sproftacchel by bored byfriend February 16, 2021

sprouting 

verb; to sprout, the act of sprouting: for one to consume large amounts of alcohol, or any other substance for that matter, and experience a wide range of emotions including, but not limited to, great bouts of laughter, uncontrollable sobs, and the urge to undress all and any gender.

The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.

Person 1: "Did you see Lucy sprouting last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."

Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."

Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."

sprouting by LucyPleaseExplain January 22, 2009