sprooking

When you go out looking to pick up girls, but you actually want to pick up guys

Johnno: yea cusss let’s go out for a sprook

Johnno: nah cusss I wanna go for coffee and go sprooking

Spyro: hey Johnno, let’s get a coffee tonight.
Johnno: sorry babe, I’m going sprooking tonight

sprooking by Bashit January 26, 2018

Sproking 

1.To kinky whip someone with a chain.

2.To do a whipping motion, saying sproke everytime you do it, to someone walking away as a joke.

Brooke said "Hi" to Mr. Nathan, but as he was walking away, she did the sproking motion as a joke.

Sproking by Am. August 21, 2009

sprookie 

A pussy cat or adjective to describe a pussy cat

or just look it up on youtube and maybe subscribe idk

That naked cat is so sprookie up in here

The sprookie is licking the DIIIUUGGHH

sprookie by sprookie September 28, 2017

spronkicok 

(noun) A person who has a funny shaped cock

A person who looks like they have a funny shaped cock because they stand in an awkward position

An extremospronki is used for someone who has an extremely funny shaped cock

'You know that boy I got with last night? SPRONKICOK!'
'Extremospronki?'
'No, not that bad.'

'He's a Spronkicok'
'How can you tell?'
'Look at how he's standing!'

spronkicok by sophiaaaar November 10, 2007

soroskimo 

A mixture of the commonly heard sorostitute and eskimo. For those of those who don't know, a sorostitute is a trashy sorority girl with a bad outfit including but not limited to leggings, orange makeup and useless messenger bags with useless glittery sorority letters on them. They also have the constant 'walk of shame' look on their faces due to their nightly sleeping arrangements.

The eskimo part of this word comes from the pink or otherwise disturbing colored Ugg boots (normally with pom poms attached) worn from October to April generally in the Midwest... because you never know when you'll spend the night outside in the 40 degree weather.

That stupid soroskimo has ugly pink pom poms on her boots along with a pink cell phone to match.

soroskimo by Jay Doe December 12, 2008

spronkish 

Adj. Used to describe an object that is done with likeness to SpRoNKeY (see www.spronkey.com) or in a way that SpRoNKeY would do (an action)

Ball Kicker: "Heh, what a retardedly spronkish kick that was! It hit the post!"

Doctor: "You'll need some spronkish medicine for this wound."

spronkish by spronkey November 30, 2003