sprootemstold 

Sprootemstold water is a cocktail first named by a Brazilian aspiring engineer and his Germanic mad scientist peer.

Its name derives from the following sentence: SParkling ROOm TEMperature STill cOLD water, a drink which consists of sparkling room temperature water and cold still water, in varied proportions. (50/50 advisable, 75/25 for extra sparklinnes/refreshingness)

It was first named after a BB gun shootout on a smouldering summer afternoon.

"Hey Bob, pass me that Sprootemstold cocktail, will you?"

"Oh man I am so thirsty, a sprootemstold would do me right now!"

sprootemstold by H43d August 23, 2011

sprooter

An adjective. Used to describe an individual that exhibits signs of extreme fucktardness

Fuck sake Suraaj, stop licking the window ya fucking sprooter

sprooter by keeeeeman August 9, 2016

sprooting 

Rooting while spooning

I was late for work because I had been sprooting all morning.

sprooting by StillyStillwell January 11, 2009

Sproot Beer 

(noun) The combanation of the two sodas: Sprite and root beer

Dude is that coke?

NO?!?! Its Sproot beer?!?!

Sproot Beer by Jsolaracko September 26, 2011

not noot my sproot

when someone sucks ur penis

will you not noot my sproot pls

not noot my sproot by VeryHydrated July 4, 2019

sproot

A)What sprite becomes when you've had about 8 litres of it.
B) To root someone with a sprite bottle

A)"This'll be my 8th litre of sprite.. Doneee.. who hah! Dis Spr00T 1s the shizn4t!"
B)"OH MAN! I'm gonna sproot you up the poon tang so bad."

sproot by sheeps July 14, 2003

sprooter

SPROOT, v. Also sprut. Used tr. and absol. To spout, eject in a gush, emit sparks; to spirt from the mouth, spit (Sh. 1908 Jak. (1928), Sh. 1971). Comb. sprootin braand, a torch made of a burning peat.
sprut

Wee jimmy talks pure shite the absolute sprooter

sprooter by Anomie January 31, 2017