scrooched

Totally wasted, usually a result of high consumption of alcoholic beverages.

"Man, look at Trina! She's scrooched!"

scrooched by Methos August 18, 2003

sproochling

A term to describe a sexual encounter similar to 'second base', whereby the participants indulge in behaviour beyond kissing and cuddling. It is acceptable to partake in groping of the breasts and groin, and mutual masturbation is also permitted. 'Dry Humping' may be undertaken by experienced sproochlers. Sproochling should always be carried out in a darkened alleyway or a quiet wooded area.

Not to be confused with 'sprachling'

"So, did you shag her last night?", "No, I'm afraid not. She's as tight as a midget's arse. But we did a bit of sproochling in the woods behind the vicar's house."

"Come on, don't be so frigid. I don't even want to shag you - just a wee sproochle in the doorway??"

sproochling by mullboy September 4, 2009

scrooched

Fired upon with a scrooch-gun, as wielded by Gidney and Cloyd (moonmen from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon).

scrooched by john smith September 18, 2003

The scrooched moose 

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.

A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".

The scrooched moose by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020

spooched 

A very cool way to say "spooked" that only cool kids use.

I fell asleep watching ghost videos on the internet and woke up totally spooched.

spooched by Dullboy420 July 25, 2017