sprootemstold 

Sprootemstold water is a cocktail first named by a Brazilian aspiring engineer and his Germanic mad scientist peer.

Its name derives from the following sentence: SParkling ROOm TEMperature STill cOLD water, a drink which consists of sparkling room temperature water and cold still water, in varied proportions. (50/50 advisable, 75/25 for extra sparklinnes/refreshingness)

It was first named after a BB gun shootout on a smouldering summer afternoon.

"Hey Bob, pass me that Sprootemstold cocktail, will you?"

"Oh man I am so thirsty, a sprootemstold would do me right now!"

sprootemstold by H43d August 23, 2011

sprooter

An adjective. Used to describe an individual that exhibits signs of extreme fucktardness

Fuck sake Suraaj, stop licking the window ya fucking sprooter

sprooter by keeeeeman August 9, 2016

Sproone

The art of "sprooning" is to eat prunes well spooning with a partner. One or both can be eating prunes.

"Oh man I love to spoon and eat prunes"
"You should totally Sproone!"

Sproone by sproone_prune November 20, 2011

sproose 

a breed of moose that wonders around the forest at night searching for truth and justice

hey look, its a sproose moose, lets go rape it.

sproose by seraphina-elizabeth December 18, 2006

spooce 

Spooce is a type of currency contained within strange green shrubs seen in Munch's Oddysee called spooceshrubs. They are of a relatively small size and tend to grow together in clusters of usually 3 or more.

Opening "Spoocelocks", which lock certain objects, such as doors and/or shrines, for a specific amount of spooce, ranging between 4 and 100 Spooce.

spooce by Telly Phone September 25, 2017

Spooce man 

when sperm flies out of your pEEpEE at the rate of a rocket

“I just did a spooce man”

Spooce man by Spooce man April 26, 2019

sprooter

SPROOT, v. Also sprut. Used tr. and absol. To spout, eject in a gush, emit sparks; to spirt from the mouth, spit (Sh. 1908 Jak. (1928), Sh. 1971). Comb. sprootin braand, a torch made of a burning peat.
sprut

Wee jimmy talks pure shite the absolute sprooter

sprooter by Anomie January 31, 2017