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So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.
To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.
Spocker by Bootface July 14, 2006
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sprockets 

An interesting Germanic television program hosted by the homosexual Dieter and his pet monkey. The show always ends in an homo-erotic dance complete with poncy Germans.
"Now it is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"-Dieter, host of Sprockets
sprockets by Optimus Pat October 16, 2004
Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.
"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"
spocker by Schneidy-Pie March 27, 2005

The Spocker 

Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper
After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!
The Spocker by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

spracker 

A person who is either on, or habitually uses, meth.
She's too much of a spracker to rely upon.
spracker by BlaznRob July 29, 2005

Sprocket rocket 

I was going down I 70 and a sprocket rocket flew past me.
Sprocket rocket by ALL BIZ September 3, 2018

Sprocket 

an alternate term for ratchet but targeting the male fuckup
ratchet ass bitch!(towards the female),

u a sprocket ass nigga! (towards the male)
Sprocket by Dniking October 15, 2017