sprots

The proper term for athletic events, for people who hate athletic events.

Ugh what sprots are happening today?

sprots by whoneedspants June 13, 2013

sprtsgy 

A guy who likes sports but not vowels. This guy LIVES for sports. sprts sprts sprts sprts, nothing but sprts.

1) Person 1: *receives text* - 'wnt 2 c wzrds nxt mnth?'
Person2: Who is it from?
Person3: ____, he's such a sprtsgy.

2) Alternative is an insult: Sprtsgy, for someone who calls themself sprtgy, I've never seen you speak about sports. You must be one of those lame people who think chess is a real sport or something and are national champion at it. No hate plz chess wizz.

Pronounced as it is read - sprtsgy. If you have difficulty, try saying 'sprouts' without the 'ou'.

sprtsgy by Zurkss March 12, 2011

Spritsitz 

Spritsitz is a good cologne, fragrence, or Smell.

I'ma be chillin wit mah bitch later so i gotta put on the good spritsitz

Spritsitz by NeverDUN September 18, 2006

spruts 

often used to describe the action of spraying semen/sperm out of ones penis in the form of a cumshot after reaching full orgasm.

spruts on my back!

spruts by marqizzle January 18, 2004

Spratshot 

Before cuming you stick a sprat in your penis, and when you cum, it shoots out together with your cum.

Teodor: What did you do last night?
George: I did such a great Spratshot, you cant even imagine.
Teodor: Nice!

Spratshot by Lil Šmek June 10, 2018

Sprots

A bastardization of "Sports", and every written (and unwritten) rule regarding them.

After putting a still-rolling golf ball during the 2018 US Open, Phil immediately became a sprots legend.

Sprots by DicmanHicman June 17, 2018

Birthday Sprits

Being naked in the rain

You should have a nice birthday sprits, that might cheer you up Matt.

Birthday Sprits by Deceptikon123321 August 29, 2019