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sprisshead 

You are a sprisshead.
sprisshead by JCR. September 10, 2022

Hill Sprints 

A workout or exercise routine. Run like hell up a steep gradient for 50 to 100 meters, walk back down, recover, and do it again...and again. The workout ends when your lungs are exploding and your butt is shaking and you can barely stand. The first few times you will hate yourself, but then you will love the pain and the results. Eventually you will be a hot and beautiful badass.
We don't need no stinkin' ab crunches or butt lunges. We do hill sprints, bitches.

Reason suggests my beer gut, muffin top, and batwings make me vulnerable in a zombie apocalypse. I could run hill sprints every day and eat better, but zombies aren't real.
Hill Sprints by alixDDD January 30, 2015

sprintsturbating

To pleasure one's self while sprinting
The track star stripped in one motion and began sprintsturbating.
sprintsturbating by MeGusta67 November 2, 2011

The Sprints

Having mud butt/diarrhea and immediately running to the bathroom to relieve yourself of the stomach demons. Another expression for the runs.
I had a 5-buck box from the bell for lunch and it gave me the sprints.
The Sprints by meechuacon July 21, 2017

Birthday Sprits

Being naked in the rain
You should have a nice birthday sprits, that might cheer you up Matt.

House of Sprits 

Also known as the voices, bullshit or the bullshit machine it is a game the Officers and CPOs in the Coast Guard use to get fragmented phrases through repetition in your mind. Mainly used as a put down or to scare someone out of the service. It first started in Sector San Juan.
Chief: You know what they are using on him right?

JO: Yes, “house of sprits” or using the voice machine ie electronic harassment to scare him out of advancement again. Hahahaha.