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Springter 

(noun) 1. when winter just won't let go and spring should be here but you're experiencing multiple blizzards and making more snowmen in one week than you did all winter 2. when you see green grass peeking through the snowpiles 3. when your windows are open to let in a fresh spring breeze but you are still wearing mittens and scraping your windshield
On March 31st we had another blizzard, Springter is finally here!
Springter by Ali-gator P April 2, 2009
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sprinternet 

The mobile internet used on sprint customers phones, know for its slow loading times and overall suckishness.
"Dude why is it taking you forever to do a google search" , " i have sprinternet" " dam that sucks"
sprinternet by raymaas August 17, 2009

sprinter shuffle 

Designed for sprinters to feign as if they are really working during a long run or warm-up laps, but in reality are just moving their arms in perfect sprinter form, and are moving at an extremely slow pace (an easy jog). When seen from a distance, a coach will be very proud of his sprinters. This saves energy and is characteristic of all sprinters once they get smart enough to utilize this tool.
Freshman: Phew, warm-up laps suck.
Sprint Captain: You actually ran that? Fail. Learn the sprinter shuffle.
sprinter shuffle by trackjankyy November 17, 2009

Dodge Sprinter 

Along with the Chevy Lumina Van, this vehicle will get you all the young wet bitches and cruise better than a Dynamic Image/Euro Styles East souped up car.
I'm gonna plow my Dodge Sprinter through Euro Styles East's windows and then flick off all the mother fuckers that stand in my way.
Dodge Sprinter by Fusy Baby December 11, 2004

Sprinter 

A girl who is easy. Usually refers to a girl who gives head a lot. She's a sprinter because she's quick to hop on the dick.
See that girl Gwen? she a sprinter.
Sprinter by AK(otb) December 11, 2009

track sprinter 

A track sprinter is someone who is considered fast in a short distance of running such as the 100, 200, or 400 meter dashes. They are loved by everyone, and tend to be lazy and full of themselves or just can't handle running too long.
Look at that track sprinter!She just won't slow down on that track!

Sprinter 

The Canadian season which occurs between Spring and Summer, when Mother Nature forgets that it is supposed to be getting warmer and suddenly reverts to Winter for no apparent reason.
- Shit, it's snowing!
- But wasn't it 24°C just last week? Man, I changed my winter tires and everything...
- Yeah, I know. Stupid Sprinter.
Sprinter by MLN/MHB May 10, 2010