Springville, CA

Springville CA home to elderly retired people, in the foothills of the Sequoia National Forest. One Kindergarden through eighth grade school with around 400 students. Sringville is home to rednecks and white trash alike although there is one El Nuevo Mexicali restaurant that makes the most money off the copenhagen chewers of Springville. There is an awesome annual apple festival that brings out the finest of Springville and come around Rodeo time and expect a good time with the locals or stop at the Hamburger Stand and sit down to a ranchhand burger and bomb curly fries.

Springville, CA has the best apple festival in the world.

Springville, CA by Ryan Price November 5, 2007

springville ia

Pe teacher is sexist and would do any girl in school no matter what age. 2017-2018

Springville ia is ok and small town.

springville ia by Jack won January 15, 2018

Springville NY 

a shitty little town in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do for fun in it. This is the reason most kids from springville (and adults too) are doing drugs and having sex.

you go to Springville NY.
that sucks

Springville NY by pimpman666xxx April 8, 2009

New Springville 

Where the guidoes are born. Where the typical waspoids reside. Home of the Staten Island Mall. Also where all the rapists, pedophiles, and molesters creep around. So fucking boring.

Nick- "Yoo nigga when we be chillen tonight?"
David- "Definitely not in new springville yo, boring as fuck!!"

New Springville by rocker3250 October 16, 2009

Springville PA 

A boring little town with a gas station run by foreigners, a post office, fire house, 2 antique stores, an art museum in an old school and 2 churches. That's it. The most fun you can have in Springville is cow tipping and watching the grass grow. By 8 pm, everything is closed, and it becomes a ghost town. Oh, and be sure to drink the water, it guarantees eternal youth.

Springville PA is a ghost town at night.

Springville PA by Ertle Mae July 23, 2009

Salt Springville, Ny

A long forgotten pile of shit located between Shit Pile 1: Canajoharie, Ny, and Shit Pile 2: Fort Plain, Ny. It smells like shit 24/7, there is nothing but rundown farms and crabby people with shit in their pants, and the sun rarely ever rises over there. If you are a person who cannot function right, Salt Springville is the place for you! Heck, if you are unable to make it to the bathroom in time, you can just use the ditches at the side of the roads or your neighbors field! Just be sure to offer your neighbors weed and meth.

Johnny walked into Salt Springville, Ny and died.

Salt Springville, Ny by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 25, 2021

Springville, Utah 

A rest stop on the way to a ski resort. A random tiny, racist, mountain, two-bit, homophobic, redneck town next to Provo. There's literally nothing to do besides hanging out at the pool, which has either too much urine from the 3:30 kiddy lessons or pollution, or the poorly-planned sewage canal that runs right next to it on 900 South (I use to be a lifeguard there). The football games can be pretty fun, but only if you enjoying freezing your ass. The Mormons control the city, which isn't a bad thing, because I'm a Mormon, but my bishop was also the sheriff, which made it awkward at times.

Oh yeah, and there's no hot chicks. The cousin-to-cousin marriages have declined since the '50s, but people who have been there forever are a by-product of incestuous relationships. Everyone is of Swedish-American heritage, so all the cuisines are completely unhealthy, which explains why there a bunch of lard-asses in Springville, Utah.

Guy #1: This sucks. Springville, Utah sucks. Lets go to Provo and hang out at the mall. Maybe some easy Timpview girls will be there.

Guy #2: I concur, but the rich Timpview girls may or may not wish to wish to hang out with working class trash such as us. For the residents of Springville, Utah will forever endure the injustices of socio-economics.

Guy #1: Well, I'm hungry. I don't want to eat at the (insert Swedish-sounding surname here)sen's house again. McDonald's is probably much more healthier.

Guy #2: Yeah, you're definitely right.

Springville, Utah by YoYoMa's Love Child February 28, 2011