Sitting here like a spring chicken 

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

Sitting here like a spring chicken by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

like he gets a t4 for it every spring 

Used as a replacement for 'like it's his job'. Something that somebody does often or so well that it may as well be their job.

'Man, Neil throws it in Moss' ass like he gets a t4 for it every spring'

like he gets a t4 for it every spring by steel julian April 4, 2005

like a boxing glove on a spring. 

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.

I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.

like a boxing glove on a spring. by The Incredible D March 13, 2009

sprung like a slinky 

The state of one having been undeniably bitch slapped by love. You can often spot an individual in this condition by the constant sighing, bouts of self doubt, glazed look in the eye, random goofiness, and the doodling of hearts in their trapper keeper. Please note; the more that one protests that one is not in this condition, the more likely it is that they actually have it pretty effing bad.

Girl 1: "Where'd he take you on your date?"
Girl 2: "Red Lobster."
Girl 1: "Girrrl. He sprung like a slinky."

sprung like a slinky by Dr. Mel April 20, 2010