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Sprectum 

Sprectum- the worst internet & cable provider in the United States. Known mostly for killing off Time Warner Cable & Brighthouse Cable. Their business model is based on price-gouging customers after the first year of service when the “introductory offer” price expires.
Hey, what is your cable service provider?

Here? Oh, we’re stuck with Sprectum.
Sprectum by Sonicbo0mz February 4, 2021
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sprektum 

A health diagnosis. Common for homosexual men, but also regular among big eaters and tight buttomed. Sprektum is caused by a cracked rectum. It is not lethal, but it might cause severe pain for severed, and may reduce rectal amusement.
Oh my god, thrust me harder with that fat cock. C`mon harder. Yeah!. Oh Yeah!. OUCH. my god STOP!, I`ve got sprektum. Am I bleeding? How many stitches do I need?
sprektum by Sprecked December 4, 2007
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screctum 

This is what you call it when your balls get stuck to your rectum after sitting for many hours.
After many long hours of gaming, it felt as if I were developing a screctum.
screctum by MaRi0 March 16, 2007

Rape spectum

The range of the severity of a sexual assault. On one end there is being slightly asertive and a the other end there is violent rape. only the one on the far end is the sterotype of crape that feminest talk about .
What do you think about the rape spectum?
Rape spectum by Deep blue 2012 November 10, 2009

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026