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27.
To separate (noun) evenly, or fairly evenly. This adjective has almost unlimited uses.
Woman spread= spread legs to see pussy.
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
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1.
the act of a female opening her legs for sexual favors.
Bitch, spread for me.
by Renn Murk November 24, 2003
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2.
"Gourmet" inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the Williamson County (TN) Jail, "recipe" is as follows..... 1 pkg ramen noodles and seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 "$0.99" size bag of cheetos (preferably "japaleno")- crushed, 1/4 "meat stick"- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. Combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. Add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. Carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and ENJOY!
"Hey girl, you got any Cheetos?"
"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?"
"Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread"
by ms fin January 15, 2008
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3.
The land which belongs to someone.
They had a 4 acre spread on the outskirts of "town" and a large gun collection. They were afraid of the government.
by Miskatonic Jack 2 November 20, 2010
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4.
A sauce similar to Thousand Island dressing used at In n Out to flavor burgers and fries.
Employee: Guest # 306 please!
You: Can I get some spread?
Employee: How many?
You: 2 please
by CORE KeyMaker October 14, 2009
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5.
When a large breasted woman wears a tight shirt, it refers to the "ripples" in her shirt between her breasts.
"Woah bro, check out the nice spread on that broad."
"
by foshee p February 07, 2006
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6.
mixing top ramen noodles, mayonaise, chips and usually any other kind of junk and mixing it all together and eating it.
Check it out, yo! I put hot cheetos in my spread and it turned pink!
by Paperdoll2207 July 17, 2008
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7.
In competitive forensics, to spread is to speak very quickly, esp. in debate rounds.
Jeff: Could you understand what that debater was saying?
Diana: No, he was spreading too quickly.
by bitterspice May 30, 2005
71 61