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Spreading the seed is spreading one of life's many joys. This involves boning a fit bird and jizzing (preferably on the face). The seed can be natured once it is planted. When spreading the seed, you are actually living the dream and playing the game!
Thankyou.
It's time...to play the game, live the dream and spread the seed far and wide.
Would you like to spread the seed?
by J to the Holmes July 03, 2006
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To jerk off, and throw the jizz at the ceiling fan.
Don't sit down, I just spread the seed in here.
by greenmonstahmsn.com March 02, 2009
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