Question Spawner 

Someone who answers a direct question with three stupid, usually unrelated, questions. The “spawning questions” are designed to be just a little more obtuse or urgent than your original direct question.

What is most annoying, is that the Question Spawner actually believes that he/she has answered your original question.

A Question Spawner is able to magnify the confusion of any given situation exponentially -- especially in large group settings.

You..."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"

Question Spawner
"Do you know when Bill is going to be back from vacation?"

"Have you heard whether we are going to release the product into China?"

"Do you know what the advertising budget for this project?"

You again...."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"

Question Spawner by reddlynx99 May 22, 2011

Spawner 

A unknown person you have never seen before, often almost appearing to have "spawned" into existence. A spawner has no defining traits, and often are completely forgettable. Spawners behave in a very similar fashion to video game NPCs, in that they appear out of thin air and rarely possess a personality that isn't surface-level.

Person A: Who is that guy? Never seen him before.
Person B: I have no idea. He's a total spawner.

Spawner by The Real Pain November 10, 2019

Scrawner 

A really skinny person.

The crawling scrawner zombies in COD: Black Ops.

Scrawner by Shlam Ishka November 23, 2010

Gucci Red Bracelets Spawner 

A knife to spawn gucci red bracelets
(Gacha kids use this on their oc's)

"Gucci red bracelets spawner only for $69!"

Gucci Red Bracelets Spawner by How to Minecraft January 27, 2021

Sprainer 

A penis sprain caused by an abrupt fall on the penis while erect.

When the cops busted into the strip club, Tommy tripped and gave himself a really bad sprainer.

Sprainer by Pubert_The_Great June 19, 2009

Spawner 

A in-game player who kills the NPC or other player right when they respawn.

Dude, stop spawning, Spawner

Spawner by Camiex January 26, 2009

Spawner 

A terrible smelling vagina.

See, in the cycle of a fish's life, spawning is done right near the very end. The fish swim up the river and they lay their eggs and then they die and wash up on the banks of the river.

That smell is what we're talking about.

That chick has a vag like a spawner!

Spawner by JM Styles January 14, 2009