sprained nipple 

~When you touch your nipple so much it feels like you sprained it.

~the feeling of a sprained knee but on your breast.

~when your lover bites your nipple so hard during a sexual encounter that you feel he/she has sprained it.

Sara- "Johnny bit my nipple so hard last night that I feel like he sprained it...should i see a doctor..or nah?"
Jamie- "Nah girl its just a sprained nipple."

sprained nipple by jamieB February 19, 2014

sprained brain 

What happens when you think more than you're accustomed to without properly stretching your brain first. Can result in serious brain pain and possibly permanent brain malfunction. Can be caused by overstudying, overthinking, overphilosophizing, and the chronic use of hallucinogens, which can decrease brain function and thus make an accidental sprain more likely.

Person: I've got my calculus class at 7am tomorrow...aauughh....

Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.

Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?

Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?

sprained brain by Kayl June 12, 2008

Strained Out 

Strained Out--When you pick up to much of the same weed strain & the shit just don't get you high NO more......!!!

Nancy Botwin better pick up some new flavors soon, I'm completely strained out....

Strained Out by The REAL Nancy Botwin March 29, 2015

spained 

To have your buttocks indisputably handed to you by a teacher (perferably in the FBISD G/T Mentorship program). Usually done online in the form of an email, though it has frequently happened in a face to face dispute.

"I didn't get my weekly letter in, and I got this nasty email from the Spainster. It's the third one this six weeks." "You got spained, hardcore style!"

spained by spainee April 28, 2005

Sprainer 

A penis sprain caused by an abrupt fall on the penis while erect.

When the cops busted into the strip club, Tommy tripped and gave himself a really bad sprainer.

Sprainer by Pubert_The_Great June 19, 2009

Spained 

The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes

Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.

Spained by Brando August 6, 2003

strained

To go ham, to push your body to the limits with drugs and alcohol for hedonistic purposes.

Let's go to Vegas and get strained breh

strained by ramnzucrew December 17, 2012