Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

sprayed the bowl 

An Aussie term to do a big diarrhea shit in the toilet...And leave it for the next person to see,

The cunt before me sprayed the bowl everywhere......SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!

sprayed the bowl by GS71 April 6, 2015

spread them 

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)

SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island

spread them by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018

Spradius 

The radius in which explosive diarrhea splurts and sprays.

“The spradius engulfed the entire bathroom floor with hot wet chunks of melted poo.”

Spradius by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

Spread him on a cracker 

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

Spread him on a cracker by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011

Spreading the lotion 

To dominate an opponent.

4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.

Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.

No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.

Spreading the lotion by QTip57 March 7, 2020

spreadsheet tycoon

An entrepreneur who falsely believes, based on his own naive financial projections, that he will get rich.

Did you see Bob's stupid new business plan? The guy is a spreadsheet tycoon.

spreadsheet tycoon by Ho Sun Yan October 9, 2008