Trading Spouses 

Possibly the most baneful show on Fox Television Network. The rules of show are as follows:

1. Two families switch maternal figures for two weeks.

2. The first week the wife must oblige to the families routine activities and procedures.

3. The second week the wife may implement her guidelines and etiquette which must be adhered to by the brood to which she is a transient among.

4. Post-switch the families are reunited, each bearing a letter from the opposite wife. Along with this letter is $50,000 which is do be distributed according to the will's contained in the letter.

This show wontedly unites polar opposite family structures each week to see how the chaotic situations that are inevitable ensue playout.

Person 1- Hey did you watch Trading Spouses last night?

Person 2- No. I was busy doing something more appealing, eating pead laint.

Trading Spouses by Dyer Hater December 28, 2005

Trading Spouses 

WIFE SWAP is the show in which each mom switches families for 2 weeks. The first week she must abide by that family's rules, and then they next week she switches to her own rules.

TRADING SPOUSES takes place during ONE WEEK ONLY with the theme being, "Is the grass greener on the other side." Each mom then decides how she thinks how the other family should spend $50 grand they are given.

Trading spouses is the definition of horrible reality television.

Trading Spouses by TradingSpousescastmember March 5, 2009

spousehearing 

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.

He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.

spousehearing by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

spousemouse 

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

spousemouse by Newman S. November 27, 2011

spouseapedia 

1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.

2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.

1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.

2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!

spouseapedia by Leif February 2, 2009

Waffle Spouse 

A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.

Waffle Spouse by Kirby369 September 6, 2013

straight spouse 

Person who is heterosexual and married a gay, trans or bisexual person without knowledge of the LGBTQ status prior to the marriage.

She unknowingly became a straight spouse. He never told her his life long same sex attraction.

straight spouse by Str8 spouse April 23, 2020