spousehearing 

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.

He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.

spousehearing by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

spousemouse 

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

spousemouse by Newman S. November 27, 2011

Saouce 

(Pronounced: s-ow-se)

noun

(1.) The correct pronunciation of the word "sauce." It can be used to refer to many things, including but not limited to tomato saouce, saousages, and ketchup saouce.

(2.) A Twitch streamer that goes by the name "Saouce." Commonly known for her 23-year-long career as a VFX artist.

Guy 1: Look, pasta!

Guy 2: Here's some saouce for that.

Guy 1: Thanks bro.

Guy 2: It's no biggie.

Saouce by moranestis productions February 8, 2021

Spoice

Spoice is an exclamation of gratitude towards life. It's the proper word to use when you find yourself in a situation involving a multitude of positive things at once. You may only utter it with pure joy behind it.

Derived from snowboarding culture by people living in dreamworld.

You walk into hour house to discover a bus load of cheerleaders naked on the couch because their bus broke down and their clothes got lost At this time you are permitted to yell Spoice to no one in particular, but rather to the world as a whole.

Spoice by yobeat September 6, 2013

spouseapedia 

1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.

2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.

1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.

2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!

spouseapedia by Leif February 2, 2009

Waffle Spouse 

A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.

Waffle Spouse by Kirby369 September 6, 2013

Spruce View School 

A school that's in the middle of no where were everybody is related and the best thing to do at lunch is to drive around and bang your girlfriend. Spruce view is 30 seconds away from the school where there is the classic J-Bar to get drunk.

person 1: Don't blink you will miss spruce view school and spruce view.
Person 2: oh shit I blinked where did it go?

Spruce View School by Engman 56 May 27, 2011