Spotted Dick

A quintessential and traditional English pudding, commonly found in secondary school dining hall. It is a heavy sponge with raisins usually served hot with helpings of ambrosia custard (or your school's lumpy equivalent...)

Jack: Ianto, are you having any of that spotted dick today?
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!

by SierraJuliet February 13, 2019

Spotted Dick

(n.) Syphilis

The poor chap's spotted dick landed him in the hospital.

by Ann_Hedonia September 25, 2008

Spotted Dick

n. Raisin bread
also see spotted dog

"I love eating home baked spotted dick"

by Pete January 20, 2004

Spotted Dick

Genital Herpes (ouch!)

probably hurts alot to choke your spotted dick

by L_Z January 10, 2005

Spotted Dick

Something Morgan Freeman has.

Spotted dick.. I thought that was something Morgan Freeman has.

by TheJockStrapStrangler March 8, 2016

spotted dick

a type of a British desert

Hello sir, would you like some spotted dick?

by soulfromhell August 1, 2003

spotted dick

A boiled British pudding that may be purchased tinned.

Is this the first time you have had a can full of spotted dick?

by Obiwankenorchid August 31, 2006