Something that tests your mind, body, and instincs, also the most exciting thing to ever be on TV.

Obviosly, anyone who calls sports stupid is obviously retarded. And hey, if you dont have athletic ability and if your not smart, what do you have? Can any fatass loser read a zone defence buy finding irreguler form defences, and making audibles to counteract them? Exactly, sports contain being very athletic AND smart.
Sports promotes being HEALTHY AND FIT. What an appsolute waist of time! Who would possibly want to be HEALTHY AND FIT? And who on earth would want to watch the most entertaining thing in history anyway? Anyone who go's to a game or watches it on TV is a complete MORON!

Riiiight...
by Spikesy July 01, 2006
What track, baseball, and tennis are not.
by Labatt-73-Blue May 24, 2003
Ohh to all you fuckers here who defended sports, i'll be enjoying the burgers you flip for me when we're all out of school. Sports are the most retarted pieces of shit that anyone could ever come up with. They were invented so the lazy dumbasses who don't give a shit about they're school work can have something to hope hope for, even though the only chance of someone becoming a professional athlete in high school is 1 in 10,000. Most people actually don't enjoy sports, they just pretend to like it cause other people do and they are scared of being outcastes. Women(and not all women but most women) tend to go for athletes only because they are also self-conciouss and they think dating an athlete will make them popular.

Typical among jocks and athletes (call them whatever you want I don't distinguish the two) you will find, arrogance, hypocricy, lack of dicipline, drug abuse, lazyness, abusivenss towards others, working shit jobs when they get older.
Im an arrogant asshole who works at mc donalds

DO you like sports

Yes
by i hate sports January 13, 2007
Clearly the people who made postings here are fat losers who sucked at sports and were made fun of in school because they have no athletic ability. If anything is a waste to this world its not sports, its the air that these fatass losers breathe.
Sports have been around for thousands of years and are very enjoyable, dont be angry because you suck at them.
by loca March 25, 2005
Sports are up there with music, art, and hot chicks as the best achievements of humans. They require competitiveness, discipline, strategy, teamwork, and strength, all good qualities. Of course, the people who posted anti-sports comments are probably wastes of life who sit on their asses in front of computers all day with no friends, who collect dungeons and dragons stuff and think star trek conventions and speaking Klingon should be considered cool. They are probably fatasses, with no muscle, who will die of heart attacks from lack of excercise. Can't say I'll miss you.
I personallly know Joe Frazier. He is a great man, having many achievements in sports and being a good person
by wrestlingfreak January 24, 2006
Anything you can slump at.
Joe: video games aren't a sport.

Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?

Joe: yes?

Bob: then it's a sport.
by paul goldschmidt November 09, 2014

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