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29.
a sexual encounter that is merely for fun or to increase physical stamina
Hey Listen, lets just go home to my place and sport for a while.

I hate running for soccer, you wanna come over and we can just sport.
by Li Dong Bai April 05, 2006
 
30.
1. A competitive athletic event. 2. An excuse for extremely moronic men who consider themselves to be alpha males to make gorilla's look sophisticated in comparison. 3. Something that parents use to destroy a child's self esteem by denying their desire to develop their own talents. 4. I am and always have been an athlete so spare me your dime-store divination. 5. An agreed upon activity whereby a certain group of men can convince themselves that they are doing something that others are too afraid to do, when in reality those others in question are stealing their wives from under their cheap yellowing sneakers.
It's a good thing we're playing sports, Biff, otherwise given 5 minutes everybody would figure out that I can't read or write my own name.

"Dad! Dad! Dad! The teacher told me that my reseach paper was worthy of graduate students and she's going to send me to the best university in the galaxy! And she's going to pay for it!!"..."Sorry son, you missed baseball practice. If you don't have time for baseball practice how can you be a big ole high faluttin fancy pants writer man?"

"Hey Jim! Let's go down to the sports bar where us and the rest'a the guys can clog our hearts with hot wings and ranch dresing, getting even more morbidly obese while vicariously living out our failed dreams through people who would spit on us given the chance, all the while destroying what tiny amounts of braincells we have left with Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
by Zack June 15, 2004
 
31.
An athletic competition that involves concrete rules, a system of points, and total douche-fucks.
"Hey are you going to the game on friday?"
"Naw. Craig's the quarterback of (enter high school sports team name here)."
"Oh yeah. Craig's a total douche-fuck."
by Five. May 19, 2010
 
32.
a type of game in which a round object is moved to its destination
I like to play almost any sport, but mostly golf and futbol. Some sports enthusiasts prefer to be spectators rather than participants.
by foraneagle2 August 10, 2007
 
33.
The new official term for badass
Sylvester Stallone is so fucking sport.
by daroo425 August 01, 2010
 
34.
A sport isnt a sport if you wear a jumper playing it.

The only exception is cricket.
Darts is not a real sport.
by Birdi December 21, 2006
 
35.
Counter Strike or Dance Dance Revolution
Jay plays cs and ddr all day competitiousely, it must be a sport.
by Jay March 17, 2003