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10.
Not Cheerleading
Note: sarcasm is used in the example
Wyatt: The GRCCS boys won zones!
Eric: Yeah Wyatt and i saw a saskquatch
Stephan: Yeah and Cheerleading is a sport!!
by LMFMC FUCKER December 07, 2009
 
1.
America's state-sponsored religion.
On Sunday we pray sports.
by thenewnumber904 March 23, 2006
 
2.
the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)
"Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"Dad, I'm an All-American pitcher at U of Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."
by Nick D April 29, 2003
 
3.
To show off by wearing.
Ay, check out Cecilia SPORTIN' that thong! Daiyam!
by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003
 
4.
Something that fat women use to get with guys out of their league.
Tom: Dude, why is that fat chick at the bar pretending to watch game 6 of the Pistons Lakers series.

Bill: Oh, she is fat, and needs an angle to attract men.


Tom: Gotcha
by LD December 15, 2004
 
5.
A way to test your athletic ability against others. They're also fun to watch.
Football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.
by paul mccabe May 25, 2005
 
6.
home of the overpaid dumbasses who flunked most of their school classes except pe.
Look its johhny the biggest fool in school who doesnt know anything. But that doesnt stop him from competing with people who make a REAL difference in the world by making millions of dollars a year just for running around and throwing a stupid ball.
by DeathBunny November 01, 2004
 
7.
A barbaric holdover from caveman survival/ war games. In modernity, it contributes to chauvanism, violence, and heartache in public school gyms.
"Yo, Gino, check out this fag who can't play no football."
by Miss Lonelyhearts October 25, 2004