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GO-FrangO is an intricate and spazzed out person that roams popular websites online. (Myspace,Newgrounds,EbaumsWorld,etc) First made an appearence on the addictive game Starcraft as a very rude user who would flood channels and spew out immature jokes and humor, primarily jokes that revolve around cocksucking, or being gay in any other manner. Because of his outlandish attitude, he is often banned or booted from these websites. GO-FrangO has 4 pseudonyms that he goes under. They are:
Kate: Gothic and artistic 24 year old women. Ash(Ashley): Supposed girlfriend, pretty, and from Britian. Very social and nice. 15 years old. Chris: Loves sports, and hanging out with friends. Ash's boyfriend. 16 years old. Douge: 31 years old, Douge is a computer programmer who works with HTML. It can be assumed that each of these ego's represents 4 major sub cultures of the average teenage society. Kate= goths Ash= preps Chris= jocks Douge= nerds However, this is just a theory, and holds no real ground. Absolutely nothing is known about GO-FrangO, not even his/her sexual orientation. He could be considered one of the internets great unsolvable mysteries. Larry: GO-FrangO is a jerk and an asshole
Jo: Cry. |
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| 23. | Michael Jordan | ||
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The best in one's profession, vocation, or other activity; one whose talent far surpasses all others; inarguably the greatest of all time in a specific field. Frequently applied to athletes. Often hyperbole. "Pat Kiernan is the Michael Jordan of newspaper reading."
"Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis." "He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders." Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing. Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics. Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers. Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery. Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows. Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque. Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory. |
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| 24. | hotchkiss | ||
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The Hotchkiss School is an independent boarding school located in Lakeville, Connecticut. Founded in 1891. Hotchkiss students are from all over but the most common areas are fairfield county, westchester (rye part of it of course), and new york city. They have a work hard play hard outlook. classes are monday-saturday but students more than make up for it when they leave campus saturday nights. drugs and alcohol are forbidden so they are only used a little and coke is popular because it's harder to catch students blowing lines than smoking weed and its harder to tell if a student is coked up than drunk. boys must wear coat and tie to class every day while girls wear skirts and tops. ties are all hermes and vineyard vines. the girls wear lilly pulitzer, ralph lauren, and theory. the biggest sports are football, fieldhockey, hockey, squash, and biggest of all lacrosse. most students go to ivy league or top 20 schools or small new england liberal arts schools. . schools that hotchkiss has sent the most students to in the last few years are georgetown, harvard, duke, cornell, bowdoin, brown, princeton, middlebury, yale, upenn, uva and t... more...
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| 25. | Formula One | ||
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A business in which car-makers such as Toyota, BMW and Mercedes compete to gain as much money from tobacco sponsorship as possible. Historically this was achieved by holding demonstrations of cars going round in circles in Europe, but as tobacco advertising has been outlawed it has now largely moved to venues outside of the EU such as Turkey and China.
It has been suggested that there is also racing involved, but due to the complete lack of any kind of excitement that is common to all sports this has been theory has been widely discredited. Formula One is an advertising campaign for Marlboro.
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| 26. | England | ||
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A country in north-west Europe. Part of the United Kingdom. Bordered by Wales to the West and Scotland to the north.
Did much for the world, for example Isaac Newton (extraordinary physicist, mathematician, astronomer, alchemist, and natural philosopher), George Stephenson (inventor the train), and Charles Darwin (theory of natural selection on which the modern theory of evolution is based) were all English. Produced influential music acts such as Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, and Black Sabbath. Football and rugby were invented in England. Has a language spoken by a huge amount of the worlds population - roughly 300-400 million people speak it fluently and 150 million–1 billion speak it as a second language - even those who claim to hate England (the Scottish, Welsh, Irish and Americans to an extent). Hated out of jealousy by Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Most likely because England does better when it comes to sports, and Englands dominant cultural position within the U.K. England is a country in Europe, part of the United Kingdom.
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| 27. | steve | ||
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Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly. Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes. It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders. However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss. Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice. My name is Steve
All hail Steve, the almighty |
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| 28. | School | ||
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School Building- The main stay and homefront of your school. You're probably saying "Isn't the building...jsut it?" well theirs also the Gym which (in my case) isn't technically part of the school It was added on after a large amoutn of time. The school building is usually a shit hole. Those with older schools (such as my own) will realize that summers are unbarebly hot and winters are excrutiatingly cold. Mostly because the school, being an old building, was built without the thought of central air in mind. Gym- For some it can be considered a great place, sometimes a reason to get up in the morning. Others might see it as a building for one solitary job "pure embarassment". Either way you take it, its only their for one period a day...unless you failed (which is just funny) then you have it two periods a day. Teachers/Staff/Students Good Guys/Girls- The teachers that know its okay to bend the rules a bit. If you pulla prank in class they'll laugh. Its hard to piss them off and even when you do they seem to laugh afterwards. They won't writeyou up for being late and they don't seem to be bothered by cursing. Watch out though, if you get on their bad side (which is VERY hard to do) you're going to have to go through 3 months of appeasement before they trust you again. Fuck ups and air heads- As the name insists, these are the teachers that always seem to fuck you over. They'll tell you they've received your report and than disregard it unti... |
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