| 1. | Chevy C/1500 Sport | ||
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Chevy C/1500 Sport
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"A great truck" Drag Truck, Racer, Underrated, Rare, Fast, Heavy, Hard to Find BYP=Sport handling Chassis Package, E62=Sportside, E63=Fleetside Factory Special Editions has a Short bed, regular cab, two-wheel drive, the Chevrolet C/1500 pickup with modified suspension & drivetrain Has a 5.7 Liter 350, TBI fuel injection, SB has either the 5-Speed Manual or 4-speed Auto TH 700R4 |
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| 2. | Suv | ||
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Sport Utility Vehicle. Neither a sport vehicle nor a utility vehicle. A whack, fakeass (and successful) attempt by the motor vehicle industry to lure in overpaid middle class workaholic moms who think that they need a 3 ton vehicle to carry their stupid kids to soccer practice. "My old car got 38 miles per gallon and could carry only 4 people; despite the fact that i am a divorced mother of one, i had to upgrade to a vehicle that got 13 miles per gallon and could carry 10 people."
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| 3. | urban assault vehicle | ||
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A derogatory term for a Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV), especially one that is oversized. Did you see that Cadillac Urban Assult Vehicle? Someone's got too much money!
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| 4. | sport utility vehicle | ||
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A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up. When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
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| 5. | wheelie pod | ||
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A small electric vehicle, such as a smart car. There's no way all five of us could sqeeze into Jake's wheelie pod.
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| 6. | Bugatti Veyron Super Sport | ||
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The sequel to the most overhyped car of all time. It beat the Pagani Zonda F Roadster around the Top Gear Test Track by 1 second, but needed a 587hp (10hp shy of double the power of the Zonda) advantage to do so. more...
Needing that much power to beat an opponent makes it an absolute failure in the corners, which leaves acceleration, braking, comfort, and top speed to be considered. The combination of all wheel drive, seamless gear changes, and 1184bhp make this car go from 0-60 in around 2.5 seconds. The air brake, or the flip up spoiler, has the stopping power of a normal hatchback ONLY at high speeds. Considering the brakes this car is equipped with, and the weight of the vehicle, the air brake system borders on useless. Please also note that the Veyron is not the first car to use this technology. It is comfortable for a hypercar. Those last three words of that sentence are very important. It's like saying a 10kv shock is mild for a tazer. Top speed is the crowning achievement of these cars, the only thing they're really recognized for, and the thing that makes them a joke. The only way you can hit the top speed of the Veyron SS is by going multiple laps around the Volkswagen test track that NOBODY is allowed on, and by removing the limiter. In fact it's limited because the tires aren't good enough to handle the top speed, so even with all of those conditions fulfilled you run the risk of shredding the tires because the vehicle isn't properly equipped for its main purpose. |
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| 7. | mans bottle | ||
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A bottle keep for containing urine when suitable facilities are not available, such as in a vehicle or next to the favourite sports watching chair. Typically only used in cases of lazyness when one doesn't want to pull over and stop or get up and miss the game to go take a piss. "The game was going into overtime with both teams dead even and I couldn't leave to take a piss, so I used my mans bottle and saw the rest of the match"
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