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8.
the name some retard gave for a runcible spoon. an eating implement that resembles a spoon with aprox. 1/2 cm tines on the end.
"dude hand me that spork"

"its called a runcible spoon. seriously man get some culture"
by col. sherman October 05, 2009
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1.
And on the 8th day, God decided that Adam and Eve needed a multipurpose silverware item. Thus, the spork, a combination of the prongede wrath of the fork and the carrying capacity of the spoon. Sporks are thought to be the most holiest of silverware. They are the only ones possible of freeing us from the evil clutches of the finger foods. There only weakness is that they can't stay outside after 12:00 on the night of the summer solstice.
Spork, God's true gift to men.
by Spork April 16, 2005
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2.
spork:a combination of a spoon and a fork
sporked: to be jabbed or prodded with one or more sporks
sporker: one who uses a spork for pleasure alone or for humourous reasons within a group.
sporking: a game involving a group of people with sporks who chase after fat kids, saying they will eat them.
sporkage: someone who has just been sporked by a group of rowdy sporkers.
sporkness: to resemble a spork
sporkification, sporkified: process and product of morphing into a spork
sporkage: that fatass just had some extreme hardcore sporkage back there by those rowdy sporkers.
by 4dimensional March 19, 2004
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3.
What happens when a spoon and fork love each other very much.
The fork and the spoon were in the draw for a few weeks and when I opened it, it was full of sporks.
by DrSpork March 18, 2010
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4.
Another word for transexual, it is a combination of spoon and fork just like a combination of a male and female.
son- Why is that man looking so weirdly at me daddy?

dad- Because, he is a spork son.
by clydidia. February 23, 2008
247 211
 
5.
1) one or more spork.
2)weapon of mass distruction used in the middle east.
3)warning beakon to aliens (primarily named abokido)
4)god
5)NOT A UTENSIL
6)projectile
1) i have 453 sporks.
2) no, we have not found the sporks in afghanistan yet.
3) look abokido, they have giant sporks, they're ok by me!
4) oh almighty sporks, tell me what to do.
5) take these sporks in your eyes!!!
by wild_wolf_cub November 08, 2003
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6.
The god of silverware.
Use sporks instead of forks and spoons. You'll end up saving table space.
by GastonRabbit June 14, 2004
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7.
Another word for transexual, it is a combination of spoon and fork just like a combination of a male and female.
son- Why is that man looking so weirdly at me daddy?

dad- Because, he is a spork son.
by clydidia. February 23, 2008
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