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45.
To launch
Johnny: What is that apparatus with which you are sporking feces at the bus boy?

Billy: That's my chack-twackler.

Johnny: What's a chack-twackler?

Billy: A penis.

Johnny: Oh.
by Wyatt Edwards September 11, 2009
 
15.
An eating utensil that is not a good spoon and not a good fork. Can also be used when referring to someone that is below average or mediocre at an activity.
Lindsay Lohan is a real spork on the big screen.
by MizzouTigers February 03, 2012
 
16.
When a girl wants to spoon but a guy wants to do more and pokes her with his member, much like that of a spoon with a pointy end.
David was spooning with his girl and became bored. He decided to spork her to see if she would be up for relations.
by bedubya January 31, 2011
 
17.
a straight girl (not a bi-sexual) whose attracted to lesbians but can never commit to the clam burger diet.
Gretchen is the spork of the group, she'll kiss Jane but she won't fuck her.
by Ralph Geebers January 24, 2011
 
18.
An awesome assassin game played with a large group of people over an extended period of time. every player receives a spork and a target...the point is to catch your target when they don't have their spork in their hand and stab them with yours, therefore eliminating them. if you charge people to play, the remaining players split the money in the pot when the game is over.
"Did you hear? Sarah broke into Danny's house last night and sporked him while he was asleep...he's so mad!"
by GasMaskRequired April 25, 2010
 
19.
1. A cross between a fork and a spoon

2. An alternate name for Spirk
1. Ricky: Sporks are the best utensil ever!

2. Fangirl: Have you seen Amok Time!? There was SO much Spork! ::sqeee!!!:
by The Closet Fangirl February 24, 2010
 
20.
1. In the fooly cooly series, it means Cleavage. Feel free to yell it out whenever you see huge tits.

2. A spoon and a fork combined to make the ultimate TV dinner experience!
1. *Stacked girl walks by* "SPORK!"

2. Thank god for this spork. Now I don't have to reach my fat ass across the room!
by flclimax1 March 02, 2008
 
21.
To spoon while the male has an erection, creating a bump like a spork.
I was sporking with my wife.
by JohnF91 June 06, 2014