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45.
To launch
Johnny: What is that apparatus with which you are sporking feces at the bus boy?

Billy: That's my chack-twackler.

Johnny: What's a chack-twackler?

Billy: A penis.

Johnny: Oh.
by Wyatt Edwards September 11, 2009
 
64.
An ingenious invention comprised of combining a spoon and a fork. Although as innocent as "she" (yes the almight spork is a she) appears to be, the spork possesses immense power and will soon take over the world or replace chop sticks.
Crazy... perhaps, replace chop sticks... oh yeah! You know it's coming.
Jake: Hey rob whatcha got there?
Rob: It's a "spork" dude! What do you think it is? ... OMG!!!
Jake: What is it Rob?
Rob: I just lost my wig!! And my hommmies from China Town burned down my house! Tis horrible!
Jake: Use the spork
Rob: Hehe, that's right join the dark side ... we got cookies
,... *long slience*... and twinkies too *grins widely*
by Contemplate thou life October 24, 2005
 
65.
When spooning turns into sex.
I was spooning with your mom last night and we got a little randy and started sporking.
by keeferooni September 25, 2007
 
66.
A cute nickname for someone.
ie: ikkle spork, my ikkle spork
by sporkman October 18, 2006
 
67.
1. A spoon and fork combined, to make the raddest utensil ever.

2. slang, means prep
1. Jeez, I need something that scoops and stabs...
Here! Try a Spork!

2. *prep walks by*
somerandom person: hey you stupid spork!
by chem*romance February 14, 2006
 
68.
A Cross between a spoon and a fork this is really fun to poke people with. Usually with 3 prongs, but sometimes you lose them when you're poking that annoying bitch that sits behind you. Sometimes used to give pleasure to yourself after the lights go out at night
Im going to spork that bitch into the next millinium.
by God January 22, 2005
 
69.
a implement used in the consumption of food. It is a piece of cutlery combining elements of Both spoon and fork. Creating something that can be used to eat both Pasta and soup.
" Dude, these noodles are too runny for my fork!"

" Then use a Spork..........Tool"
by Lewie D July 20, 2008
 
70.
a salad fork. you know it's kind of like a sppon with pointy bits
i used a spork to get all this salad on my plate
by salad finger October 07, 2007