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spoop may be used in any situation where ambiguity regarding a person/object/substance's origin, constitution or intent exists. Jesus H. Chrizzist! Whats all this spoop in the sink?
Ok. Who spooped all over my Supreme Chalupa!? Watch that dude. I hear he partakes in spoopicide. At 8:13 this morning, known spoopicidal maniac ____ ______ was arrested outside of his home in South Beach, Florida. |
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a combination of the words "speed" and "poop," together meaning a quick poop. Thank god it was a spoop, or else I would have been late to the meeting.
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When one person (the little spoon) defecates into the lap of another (the big spoon) while engaging in the act of spooning. Big Pete immediately vomited after some fat chick spooped in his lap.
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when one spanks the monkeywhile simultaneously sinking a battleship. see pulp fiction before the guy misses all six shots is he shitting?
i think hes beating off. maybe its both? WHO SPOOPS!? |
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the mixture of sperm and poop left as evidence of some butt humping Josh: Is that spoop on your chest?
Kevin: I must have missed some in my attempts to gurgle! |
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A slimy mixture of shit and cum. This phenomenon usually occurs after anal cream pies, when one contracts the semen out of their ass (usually for visual stimulative purposes) to unknowingly present it mingled with their own shit juices. Guy 1: I was all excited all after loading that bitch's ass with my spooge... until she forced it out with the chipotle burrito she had for lunch.
Guy 2: Weak. What did you do? Guy 1: I put the spoop on a frozen waffle and made the bitch eat it. Guy 2: Not weak. |
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Sperm that is felched out of a gay man's ass. "My gay roommate took a huge dump in the bathroom and left spoop all over the place."
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The gelatinous mixure of semen, and feces. I observed Alfred tonight, forcibly penetrating Dick up the rectum, which caused a coating of spoop on his penis, all the while Dick was performing fellatio upon T.J.
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