Spoonmate 

Also spelled "Spewnmate".

The person that is an exact fit for spooning with you.

Friend 1: Spewnmate is the best at spooning!

Friend 2: I'm glad you found your Spoonmate!

Spoonmate by iBetty October 2, 2014

Spoonication 

The act of laying in bed with your partner (I.E. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, F-buddy, etc) and spooning them, until it leads ultimately to fornication.

Fred: "I gotta go man, Melissa is lonely and I might be able to get laid."

Bob: "Yeah man, try to do some Spoonication"

Spoonication by BodybaggedOG August 8, 2009

Spoonicle 

a word used to describle the 'little spoon' in a spooning session.

guy: 'can we spoon?'
girl: 'yes, can i be the spoonicle?'
guy: 'ok'

Spoonicle by lollot16 August 14, 2011

Spoonicide 

When a spoon by the magic of gravity dunks itself into your bowl of cereal or soup. Then, you must use either your hand, or another spoon to fish it out.

SHIT! My spoon just committed spoonicide!

Spoonicide by BillyBorgs September 30, 2010

spoonicide 

the process of stabbing ones self with a spoon

Jenfa committed spoonicide to prevent Jimmy from stabbing her with a blunt spoon.

spoonicide by Almighty Chris June 27, 2006

spornicating

to have sex with spoons on the bed

oh, spornicating lasnight was so hardcore.

spornicating by ShaniceMarieee March 26, 2008

Spoonicide 

Committing suicide whilst spooning your lover.

"Did you hear about John? He committed spoonicide last week"

Spoonicide by Yeet Master Supreme November 23, 2019