spoonism 

spoonism is the rare cult/religion of the spoon species. The sacred spoon is their leader and to show that they are all part of the spoonism religion they each wear a small spoon necklace around their necks. They are often inclined to buy small objects representing or symbolising spoons in their prime to show their respect to the spoon gods.

person 1: I've decided to become an atheist
person 2: No don't do that bruv
person 1:why not?
person 2: being part of the spoonism cult is much better

spoonism by mitsubishyfishy August 24, 2019

Spoonish 

n. A person or thing which acts silly or or which makes silly mistake. a spoon

You are very spoonish/you are spoon

Spoonish by Beltysquidgehowler June 23, 2018

Spooniosis 

Refers to a young child that uses dirty spoons on any part of their body other, than there mouth. This occurs especially after the child has been warned multiple times not to do so.

Symptoms include fever, flushed and/or pale skin and in some extreme case a red and blistered behind.

Parents suspecting that their child has this disease should restrain the child from having any kind of fun and/or doing any extraneous activities.

WARNING: If the child does have fun they could lose use of body part that was touched with the spoon.

DO NOT put that spoon on your foot, you will catch Spooniosis!

Spooniosis by Dr.Spooner May 9, 2014

Spoonism 

The religion of the future! {Spoonists} praise {Mr. Spoonhower} and only use spoons when they eat (occasionally sporks). You can typically see a Spoonist chanting "ALL HEIL SPOON" Spoonists despise {Shenists}.

Spoonism is so much better then Shenism

Spoonism by Spoonist101 October 16, 2018

spoonism 

When two person orders the same thing and only one person gets a spoon

E.g Two friends orders a yoghurt and only one person get given a special spoon and the other dont. We call that spoonism, similar terms like racism, sexism.

spoonism by Spoonstarrrr December 22, 2013

Spoonist 

Person who was born with, or was handed a silver spoon. A spoonist uses their given silver spoon where necessary for 'survival', however more regularly portrays themselves as a commoner to become more likable and socially acceptable. They do not realize that most people see through the spoonist motive.

Mitt Romney and most political leaders in or out of office are spoonists. Also professional athletes who honed their spoon at the private golf, tennis or polo club. On a day when a spoonist has financial success, along with that success comes a great story of hardship and what a long road it has been. The spoonist expects all to believe they grew up on a dirt road, in a shack with dirt floors with little food and shared the orts with many siblings and adopted neighbors. Any elitist who constantly and unsuccessfully attempts to relate to those with lesser means, touting their tough roots.

Spoonist by woody ithaca October 24, 2012

Spoonis 

An "Individual', under the age of 13, that simply sits on his/her ass all day and grinds Runescape. This individual also tends to stream to his 5 botted viewers/fans. Along with these characteristics, the user also tends to only have a maximum of 3 real friends, the rest are people he/she works for as their bitch or payed for.

You are the biggest fucking spoonis ever!

Spoonis by Jsgsw3 July 29, 2014