One who was brought up with a silver spoon in their mouth. An individual who was on the receiving end of free post-secondary education courtesy of Mummy and Daddy. A spooner is often heard spouting philosophical nonsense such as "Age is just a number and it's all in your head" and "It is what is, chief."
That young, professional engineer who views his paycheck as an entitlement sure is a gosh-damned spooner.
by Harold G February 15, 2008
one who "spoons" (lay very close together, the way spoons do in a drawer) another of the same sex
STOP SPOONING ME, YOU SPOONER!
by ohlo July 10, 2005
A girl who lies next to a boy very closely, like two spoons. Usually on a bed accompanied by kissing.
Katie is such a spooner.
by Kituhn March 06, 2007
Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.
"I'm so sick of this small town drama"
"Well... you do live in Spooner"

"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."
by SickOfTheSmallTown November 06, 2011
The winner of the wooden spoon for coming last in a competition
Alan came last in the bowling contest. He's the new spooner.
by Madrob September 09, 2011
When you are at a party and you see someone hooking up, but one person doesnt know what they are doing and it looks as if they are eating the other persons face.
Girl "Hey look at them!"
Guy "Whoa, that girl doesn't know what she's doing!"
Girl & Guy "Way to pull a Spooner!"
by lol-ipopz October 30, 2011
a particular species of people living mostly in the eastern suburbs of Adelaide. Spooners typically wear white three-quarter pants and have their hair fashioned in a silver coloured bob style. their children generally go to private schools and they support the Adelaide Crows. Their attitude is typically presumptuous and judgmental.
nice spooner haircut
by asdfghjkl20111964 May 03, 2011
Getting a boner while spooning....spooner.
Dude I was totes magoats spooning just now...major spooner.
by I_Love_You_Man_440 April 09, 2011

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