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1. To have sex in a position where both the female and male are facing up with the females back to the males chest.

2. Eating utensil that is like a shallow bowl with a handle.

3. To lick someone's anus

4. A stupid person

5. A type of bong used for smoking weed

6. A stupid codeword for pornography

7. A 'nicer' word for fuck

8. Battle cry of a cartoon character named 'The Tick'
1. Me and my girlfriend spooned last night

2. I did not have any clean spoons in the dishwasher so I drank my cereal from the edge of the bowl.

3. That kid's a fag. He can spoon me for all I care.

4. What the hell do you mean you gave him your IP address?! You fucking spoon!

5. Hey, we don't need this cheap plastic pipe no more, I got a glass spoon.

6. I got some spoon in my backpack featuring two hot ladies.

7. You had sex with my girlfriend? Spoon you, man!
-Ooh I wanna spooner her hard.
-What the spoon is her problem?

8. SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN-UH
by Spooferfish December 28, 2003
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1.
romantic cuddling
wife: 'lets spoon honey'
husband: 'fuck you bitch, suck my dick and sit on my face'
by emohammers December 10, 2003
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2.
the thing i use to dig food.
by spanky July 24, 2003
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3.
Affectionate cuddling where the man lays behind the woman, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped onto the woman's chest.
My girl always wants to spoon, but I just wanna fork!
by Shawnster April 20, 2005
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4.
To fit curves of one body to curves of another
Hey baby, let's get naked and spoon.
by Ame-Cat May 13, 2003
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5.
A cuddling position where the back is facing the chest and the couple are laying on their sides.
c-wigga drank so much bacardi, he woke up spooning mr.flanders
by LittleGordo November 01, 2004
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6.
(verb)To cuddle with your significant other (as in the way spoons lie together).
Do you want to go out to a movie or just rent one and spoon?
by Mista Askew March 13, 2005
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7.
ALWAYS leads to sex. ALWAYS.
"Nah, we'll just spoon, I promise"
-SEX-
by Hailzermuffin February 05, 2006
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