Top Definition
v. to wake one's partner with testicular eye-ware

Sally is asleep
Johnny is bored or lonely or something and decides that Sally needs to wakeee up!

Johnny places his balls on Sally's eyes.

Johnny-"spooky goggles!"
Sally- "I've just been schooled in the worst possible way."
by majestic me November 17, 2007

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