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1.
a crusty, man juice mask worn overnight by many women.
Tarheel Boy's wife wakes every morning with a crusty spooge-face.
by Anonymous April 09, 2003
 
2.
Indervidual that makes fool of self by saying or doing something stupid or telling an unbeleivable story. Often the idiot of a group who always ends up with shit on their face.
DANIEL: "...And then it EXPOLIDED into a mushroom cloud and i dived clear and saw up this really hot milfs skirt!"

REECE: "No it didnt and no u didnt"

MATT: "yer man your such a spooge face"
by *tweeked* June 19, 2006