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Spooge. 1. The oozing blorp coming out of an ass that is not cum or turd. Only attained when the backdoor love nest is violated. First coined in Arlington VA by a brother who had come home to find two little bears in his bed.After their eviction he tucked in for a good nights sleep and stuck his hand in spooge. He's never been right since.
Its a funny color-a mixture of cumcream bloodred and a touch of brownius capiusturd-which has already lent itself to a new palette of colors-kind of spoogy." Ilay back sedated,sated and satisfied, but was soon horrified by the spooge dripping from her ass.Oh No!-It was Mom"s bed!
by The Bogey February 05, 2008
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1.
n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to cum

v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person
I woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge.

What is this spooge on my dinner?

Damn! Don't spooge my new shoes!

What's that spoogy shit on your shirt?
by Chick December 11, 2003
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2.
n. slang word meaning semen

v. to ejaculate
n. 'He got spooge on his towel'

v. 'I love to spooge over a hot guy'
by vowelmeister November 25, 2003
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3.
Another term used to describe cum.
I was in school and this hot girl bent over and I fucking spooged in my pants!
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
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4.
Male semen, or the act of ejaculation. Generally a term used by men towards other men in social situations.
"She's so hot I think I spooged myself."
or
"What is this? Spooge?"
by Scalpel January 06, 2005
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5.
1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.
she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!
by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001
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6.
liquid resulting from sexual intercourse; semen
There were spooge stains on the back seat.
by Jim January 07, 2004
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7.
variation of cum, kum, cream sauce, white wash, my descendants, or ejactulate.
I think my spooge left pecker tracks on her sheets.
by bread infection January 01, 2006
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