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Spooge. 1. The oozing blorp coming out of an ass that is not cum or turd. Only attained when the backdoor love nest is violated. First coined in Arlington VA by a brother who had come home to find two little bears in his bed.After their eviction he tucked in for a good nights sleep and stuck his hand in spooge. He's never been right since.
Its a funny color-a mixture of cumcream bloodred and a touch of brownius capiusturd-which has already lent itself to a new palette of colors-kind of spoogy." Ilay back sedated,sated and satisfied, but was soon horrified by the spooge dripping from her ass.Oh No!-It was Mom"s bed!
by The Bogey February 05, 2008
 
1.
n. slang word meaning semen

v. to ejaculate
n. 'He got spooge on his towel'

v. 'I love to spooge over a hot guy'
by vowelmeister November 25, 2003
 
2.
n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to cum

v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person
I woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge.

What is this spooge on my dinner?

Damn! Don't spooge my new shoes!

What's that spoogy shit on your shirt?
by Chick December 11, 2003
 
3.
Another term used to describe cum.
I was in school and this hot girl bent over and I fucking spooged in my pants!
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
 
4.
Male semen, or the act of ejaculation. Generally a term used by men towards other men in social situations.
"She's so hot I think I spooged myself."
or
"What is this? Spooge?"
by Scalpel January 06, 2005
 
5.
1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.
she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!
by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001
 
6.
variation of cum, kum, cream sauce, white wash, my descendants, or ejactulate.
I think my spooge left pecker tracks on her sheets.
by bread infection January 01, 2006
 
7.
What you always find in your bathroom when you share an apartment with a very large lonely guy
I walked in the bathroom and Patricks spooge was all over the toilet . . .
by JMyo July 02, 2006