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9.
(n)Sperm;
(fam)Spunk; Cuckusglobulus Omnisaltus; Sphincter Sauce; Jizz; Wadd; Spewj; Nut Bile; Schlong Spit; Watchawant; Nostril Glue; Tonsil Topping; li' swig

see also: Dick Snot
The unsuspecting manager never noticed the inordinately high salt-content of the glazed brownies that Joe brought in on his last day at work, despite strong speculation that he would surely recognize spooge should he taste it.
by Sevinthseal November 16, 2006
 
1.
n. slang word meaning semen

v. to ejaculate
n. 'He got spooge on his towel'

v. 'I love to spooge over a hot guy'
by vowelmeister November 25, 2003
 
2.
n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to cum

v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person
I woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge.

What is this spooge on my dinner?

Damn! Don't spooge my new shoes!

What's that spoogy shit on your shirt?
by Chick December 11, 2003
 
3.
Another term used to describe cum.
I was in school and this hot girl bent over and I fucking spooged in my pants!
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
 
4.
Male semen, or the act of ejaculation. Generally a term used by men towards other men in social situations.
"She's so hot I think I spooged myself."
or
"What is this? Spooge?"
by Scalpel January 06, 2005
 
5.
1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.
she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!
by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001
 
6.
variation of cum, kum, cream sauce, white wash, my descendants, or ejactulate.
I think my spooge left pecker tracks on her sheets.
by bread infection January 01, 2006
 
7.
What you always find in your bathroom when you share an apartment with a very large lonely guy
I walked in the bathroom and Patricks spooge was all over the toilet . . .
by JMyo July 02, 2006