Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.
person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.
Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.
a spare hour or two spent in the company of someone who has a nickname of "MO"
The time must be incredible, and involve an adventure or a pointless roadtrip which leads no-where
I spent mo-time in a car to tescos, before we found out they didnt sell what we wanted.
Spazzout: When a Living thing (Usually cats) take off at ultra speeds and usually hit the wall from not having enough friction to stop thier hasting speed across a room.
A spazzout usually occurs after a Feline usually younger aged hears a noise that can vary in Decibels that is just enough to cause them to release huge sums of energy.
Spazzing is the result of having large amounts of energy that are released for no apparent reason off a trigger or condition such as a footstep or a drip of water causing the cat to release the excess energy until the cat needs a nap.
When a cat is in high octane, the energy is at high levels and they are usually very playful or spontaneous at random ambushing your feet behind a couch.
A man walks into a room, and all the sudden makes the floor squeak, this slight noise causes a nearby cat or kitten to bolt across the room and hit the wall, then turn around and pounce the floor with front legs.
Once they spazzout enough, they usually calm down and take a nap from the huge energy release.
The mental cause behind a spazzout from a cat is unknown, but theories suggest that is is a simple freakout a cat experiences from unexpected events or anomalies.
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a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.
Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.
The principal features of quantum theory contradict "cause and effect" relationships (relativity) by assuming that random, spontaneous events can and do occur within a quantified limit (specified by the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle). Therefore, a future event (or non-event) has both a multiple probability (statistical) and a quantum probability of 50/50 that is not predictable.
As the observer is outside the event horizon, there exists two realities; that is , a state of existing (or being) and that of not existing.
Just as it may be that one dies, one does not "know" when one dies; the quantum state would be both dead and alive while the relative state would be dead or alive.
An again, reality is based on the perceptive analysis of the observer; at any given time the observer is outside the event horizon and is in the present or the past.
However, there is an relativistic assumption that there exists a continuum for all sets, but this cannot be made from a quantum state.
Quantum reality transmutates the objective into the subjective, and the phyical into the metaphysical.
(pl. n., used with sing. or pl. verb): a spontaneous condition characterized by extreme discomfort & experienced by people in awkward situations; retard tingles occur in embarrassing circumstances including but not limited to: inappropriate laughter at ethnic jokes while person from said ethnic group is present, calling your teacher ‘mom’, walking in on your boss in the bathroom, and scenarios in most Ben Stiller movies.
Ending a phone conversation with ‘I love you’ when you are not talking to your significant other can cause severe retard tingles for the person on the other line.
Mike Myers exhibited symptoms of retard tingles - shifty eyes, nervousness, blushing - when Kanye West said “George Bush hates black people” during a telethon on live TV.
Your fart was so loud that the entire movie theater got the retard tingles!
to break out into song in a public place that typically does not have music at an unexpected time (no posters, no facebook events. well orchestrated, executed and completely random)
similar to picture bombing, but with music
Example 1: "Dude, did you hear that Andy walked into a random biology lecture class with an electric guitar, a massive amp, and a microphone and started riffing Baba O'Riley by The Who?"
"No way! I would have loved to music bomb that class!"
Example 2: "Andy brought an old school boombox into the Student Union, belted "You Raise Me Up" by Josh Groban, and left. We have just received confirmation that was a music bomb."
"I wish Andy would have consulted me about that music bomb, I play a wicked saxophone."