|29.||Spontaneous Human Combustion|
When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire.
"Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic"
awesome, stellar, unbelievable, or unfortunate, calamitous, catastrophic, or both, or neither
Getting head is shitty_nuts.
Getting struck by lightning is shitty_nuts.
|31.||Sucked into the ITG Machine|
The act of being sucked into a In The Groove 2 dedicated cabinate by a malevolent force. This could involve objects, people, ideas, buildings, etc..
"Oh shit! Alex just got sucked into the ITG machine."
"Dammnit, I finished my synthetic division homework but it got sucked into the ITG machine."
"I asked her out, she said no and got sucked into the ITG machine"
Ber-peas noun; The berpes is the disease of being contaminated by the bertfilth, by one, Bert McCracken, singer of The Used. The Berpes can be contracted by both indirect and direct contact to Bert, and in most cases, causes spontaneous combustion/implosion, disturbation. This is caused by Bert's complete and utter lack of personal hygiene. Example: during the 2004 Projekt Revolution Tour with Linkin Park, Bert wore the same pants the entire tour and when said pants ripped, he just stapled them. Said pants were also dirty the entire tour. All one needs to do is look at him and you can see the bertfilth. Coming into contact with the bertfilth causes Berpes.
If you touch either, A) Bert McCracken, B) any of The Used, C) any of My Chemical Romance, specifically Gerard Way, you will be infected by the Berpes.
So if you see Bert walking up the street towards you, RUN the other way very fast. And don't let Gerard Way touch you, because he's made out with Bert and thus you would be contaminated indirectly.
An overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, Myspace bulletin posting, and sex with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. If not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. Symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.
The Catholic Church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the United States fnord.
Source: The Lanan times.
when the poom poom farts. You know, them dutty gyals.
-".... oh damn bitch, that stinks!"
-"that borrito gave me the quiffs puto!"
Karl's definition of pop up for experiment 2 of DESN285.
1.Annoying windows which seem to spontaneously appear while on the internet. Used by web companys to make money to pay for their website and to generally piss the common internet user off.
2.Pop up is also a much simpler way to explain abiogenesis (spontaneous generation), which is when a living thing or an object suddenly appears. Is the reverse of spontaneous combustion.
1."I hate using the internet these days, there are so many pop ups everywhere"
2."Shit!! look over there, that guy just popped up out of no where"