bovine spongiform encephalitis 

Another, more-complicated name for mad-cow disease.

Just start talkin' about the outbreaks of bovine spongiform encephalitis and everyone'll think you're smart.

bovine spongiform encephalitis by Orion December 31, 2004

bovine spongiform encephalitis 

BSE (otherwise known as Bovine and Southernhemisphere Eejit disease) is a fatal, neurodegenerative disease of cattle (also known as Australians). This disease affects the structure of brain tissue and is fatal and untreatable. Very rarely BSE may arise spontaneously, (unless Australian, in which case it is hereditary, mandatory and expected) but more often it spreads in epidemic fashion.

Transmission of BSE occurs:

1. When healthy animals consume tainted tissues from others with the disease. Practices recently banned in many countries allowed this to occur.

2. When metal sculptors Megs and inky public receptacles Oolia are permitted to make evil pairings in the woods.

"See that snarling twitching sack of elbows? It can't help it. It's got the BSE... Barbeque anyone?"

bovine spongiform encephalitis by Ooolia October 15, 2004

bovine spongiform encephalopathy 

The bacteria that gives you mad cow disease

guy #1- yo meng i hooked up with this chick and she gave me bovine spongiform encephalopathy and now i got mad cow disease

guy #2- chit meng thats pretty chitty

guy #3 - Oh durka durka durka

bovine spongiform encephalopathy by Oh Durka Durka Durka May 11, 2006

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum 

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.

“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum by AR7AS January 5, 2023

Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy 

Also known as MAD BRO DISEASE, this ailment is fairly common among frat boys or teenagers. A bro will become jealous when his bro starts hanging around with other bros more than him. However, the bro cannot admit these feelings for fear of being called gay, and so instead becomes angry over seemingly pointless things.

Bro 1: "Why is Brosef Stalin over there being such a buzzkill?"

Bro 2: "He's got a bad case of Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy because Tom is partying with some other bros."

Bro 1: "What a fag."

Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy by PNUTBUTTERnCRAK December 30, 2009

spooniform 

An article of work clothing (usually a uniform) that somebody has used to wipe knuckle babies off of themselves with.

I accidentally grabbed my spooniform for work today.

spooniform by DrewDeezy June 10, 2008

Spongiforma squarepantsii

A type of fungus named after Spongebob Squarepants due to it's sponge-like properties and similar color to the animated sponge.

Spongiforma squarepantsii is a cool ass fungus.

Spongiforma squarepantsii by unused username February 7, 2024