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1:)An idiot. A boob,but who happens to be a fan of the Spongebob Squarepants show.
2:)The perfect breast. Not too big, not too small, not enhanced, glistening slightly with rivulets of water clinging to the surface and nipple. Sponge-like but brilliant. Like a mix betwixt Milla Jovovich's (Pre Preg) and those of Katy Perry. Bernard: Yo, Mike, you see Spongeboob?
Mike: What? The cartoon? Bernard: No, the hottie over there, working in that garage on that Subaru. Mike: What? Where? Bernard: The one over there cranking that jack now. Mike: Where man? Bernard: Fucking THERE! The one whose just spilled all that fucking Castrol GTX on her overalls. Look, she's the one taking off her over...alls. Mike: We looking at the same garage? Bernard: Hmm? She's rubbing it off. Mike: Ooooh, the girl in the RED cap! I see her now. Hey, that's not Cas...trol...thats...Wigwam..qual...this is sweet. (They high-ten, chest bounce then return to perving.) |
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