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1) n. At one point one of Nickelodeon's most popular cartoons that people of many different ages could enjoy, but has recently degraded into a very childish and bland series. He's kind of like a Chemotherapy patient- Nickelodeon has managed to keep him alive, but now he's just a shell of what he was.

2) n. A slang. Another was of saying "Closet Homo".
1) "Hey guys! I was watching Spongebob the other day and I realized they were ripping off episode plots from other cartoons like Baby Looney Toons and Rugrats in a desperate attempt to keep the series going!"

2) "What's up with that new guy at the office? Is he a Spongebob?"
by superdawge October 19, 2009
 
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little square dude
hold on there little square dude!
by jilly beans June 08, 2004
 
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First off, Spongebob is not homosexual. He's a sponge! He reproduces asexually by budding. How he acts is different...I just wanted to clarify that up.
spongebob: can you reproduce by budding?
by infocenter46 December 14, 2005
 
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1: One who wears square pants 2: One who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
by Captain August 03, 2003
 
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Funniest cartoon character in years! He's naive yet shows signs of intelligence which his friend Patrick Star lacks. Also works for Mr. Krabs at the Krusty Krab making Krabbie Patties!
Spongebob gives neighbor Squidward many headaches!
by Thrymm October 27, 2004
 
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A square dude with a lame job and no life.

...and i don't mean the cartoon
If you still work at McDonald's flipping krabby patties, get a real job Spongebob.
by Ms. Sophisticated September 07, 2011
 
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A porous, spongey Nickelodeon character who has a very naive personality.
SpongeBob went jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.
by somebody August 13, 2003
 
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The name of an underwater sponge who has his own show on Nickelodeon.He is yellow, has no hair (bald), has blue eyes, and wears squarepants.

Sex: Male
Sexuality: Asexual(which means he's not gay)
Race: ???
Friends: Patrick, Squidward(???), Sandy, Mr.Krabs
Pets: Gary, Larry (from the episode "Dumped"), Jerry (also from the episode "Dumped")
Age: 19 going on 20
SpongeBob is the best show ever to have hit television!
by SpongeSebastian June 02, 2006